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TPF Shorts 2.3.2012......Really, the NBA? An All-Star game after, what, 25 games?! Great news, fans who need to be lied to their faces that Andrew Bynum is indeed a better player than guys like Kevin Love and LaMarcus Aldridge. I know it probably makes you guys a ton of money, but I can't imagine anyone watching this mess or even caring about it. Plus, it's in Orlando this year. Dwight Howard IS Orlando and that guy doesn't even want anything to do with that city. And did anyone ever tune in to see the ASG when it was legitimate? I think the closest thing people got were the Slam Dunk Contest and Celebrity games after being passed out drunk imagine-watching Kyra Sedgwick's "The Closer." Craig Sager could actually die during the broadcast and we may never know. Wake me up when the Bulls and Sixers are mixing it up for Beast supremacy, will ya?......

Friday, October 21, 2011

Stay Classy, Tuscon

In case my large viewership in Belarus didn't understand that reference about UCLA last night, here's what happened right before the half. I turned it off after 14-0, and honestly, this was probably the most fire the Bruins showed all game.

Seriously, watch that and ask, "da Hell, Arizona?" I think the only talking point (besides that UCLA head ball coach Rick Neuheisel probably needs to make a bowl game and win that bowl game this year to stay employed) to be extracted from this is clearly...we need stronger immigration policies in this country.

Wow. Can you guess how I came to that conclusion? Please send all submissions to my secretary's work e-mail and the first person with the correct train of thought wins this lovely get up.

1 comments:

Jethro Tull Fan said...

Ah, good to see racism still lives round the Playing Field blog...