The Playing Field

TPF Shorts 2.3.2012......Really, the NBA? An All-Star game after, what, 25 games?! Great news, fans who need to be lied to their faces that Andrew Bynum is indeed a better player than guys like Kevin Love and LaMarcus Aldridge. I know it probably makes you guys a ton of money, but I can't imagine anyone watching this mess or even caring about it. Plus, it's in Orlando this year. Dwight Howard IS Orlando and that guy doesn't even want anything to do with that city. And did anyone ever tune in to see the ASG when it was legitimate? I think the closest thing people got were the Slam Dunk Contest and Celebrity games after being passed out drunk imagine-watching Kyra Sedgwick's "The Closer." Craig Sager could actually die during the broadcast and we may never know. Wake me up when the Bulls and Sixers are mixing it up for Beast supremacy, will ya?......

Thursday, February 16, 2012

WWE Elimination Chambermaid

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Hoots to Asses ©

Friday, February 03, 2012

The Verdict is Out, Guys--Lana Del Rey Still Blows

Don't ever inject your face with mutton fat, girls. You'll end up British.

In another stellar edition of "I'm Too Old for This Shit," the recent Lana Del Rey SNL fiasco had me wondering just who this chick was. Yeah, I mean, I saw her. Well, briefly. I fast forward through 90% of the musical acts on that show, also knowing that the rare occasion I would want to hear somebody they aren't going to sound great anyway (read: The Ting Tings, Kesha). This person I've never heard of was no exception to my FF button.

When the Monday buzz flared up about how bad she was, I couldn't resist watching. And yeah, holy shit. That's barely a complaint, much less a coherent song. Later, I would hear rumblings of "wow, it sounded a lot better recorded" and I just kind of brushed it off because she looks like a Manchester prostitute with sausage lips that can't fully close.

Friday Football Blotter - Let's Bowl!

I'd love to sit here and talk about and predict the final four teams in the vastly underrated FCS playoffs this week, which happen to feature the top fou

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